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Minutes

(11/29/2000)

Call To Order: 10:07±2[(now)*2]pm

There were 13 attendees.

Recruitment and Relations Committee:

Movie Committee:

In addition to movies suggested last week, Titan AE and Terminator 2 have been added to the list.
Movies are voted on to be shown at next week's end-of-the-semester party. Each person was instructed to vote for up to five movies, using a form constructed by the Comm Officer, based on a schematic in his "Voting Ballots for Dummies" book.
The following movies were selected:
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (9 votes)
- The Sixth Sense (8 votes)
- Titan AE (8 votes)
- Babylon 5: In The Beginning (7 votes)
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (7 votes) (to be used as a backup)

T-Shirt Committee:

Amy is still getting the dye to darken the bright red shirts to a blood-red. (An easier way might be to put it on, hold a phaser, and get shot by a Klingon, but whatever...)

No Report Committee:

Carl and Adam give the report, entitled, "Star Trek (Wars) IV: A New Hope."
The Captain notes that "absolutely no good can come of this."
Chris and Ray provide accompaniment, as R2-D2 (Carl) and C3PO (Adam) stroll down the victor's aisle. The R2-D2 trash can ensemble is accessorized with Marisa's purse.
No report. Hilarity ensues. ("No! Stop the sketch! It's too silly! I warned you about this...thought it was going to be about teeth anyway.")
The Captain notes that when Adams conspire, there will be pain.

Communications Officer:

No further instances of silliness will be recorded in the minutes. (That'll be the day...)
Those interested in an itemized list of instances of specific and general disorder from last week can see the Comm Officer after the meeting.
Ryan's STCCG Card of the Week is the ultra-rare Future Enterprise, procured from a single pack of Reflections, and thus ending his five-year quest to obtain one.
An ad for Part I of Frank Herbert's Dune mini-series, airing December 3rd at 8 on the Sci-Fi Channel, was presented to the Comm Officer.
Today's Klingon Language Lesson is "veQDuj", meaning "garbage scow."

Grand Nagus:

The current balance is $439.09, same as last week. A loan currently out will be repaid, since David is unimpeachable.

Chief of Operations:

The book database will be updated Friday, December 1st. Featuring 10 new pictures of the "New DS9" crew, the first will be Kira: "Her faith will be put to the ultimate test; it will fail."
A reminder is made that this long-awaited announcement was the subject of the two-month epic of "Twenty Questions with David."

First Officer:

No report, by proxy of Carl, Acting First Officer, by authority of the conspicuously absent First Officer.

Captain:

"This [emphasized] is the content of our mail. Have fun!"
Mail:
- A red ribbon for AIDS Awareness Week, sponsored by a conglomerate of several Bradley groups

More Party Business is resolved.
Ryan has procured the same room in the U-Hall basement as last year for our use.
Pizza orders are taken by the Nagus.
Debate rages over a new way to keep beverages cool this time.
It is believed that our supply of plates and napkins is still in storage in our office.

David has procured a copy of the third book in Peter David's B5: Legions of Fire trilogy, Out of the Darkness.
He also has Pretty Maids All in a Row, a Buffy book featuring Spike and Drusilla's adventures during WWII.
Also available now is a dramatic reading audiobook of Peter David's New Frontier: Excalibur: Restoration, as read by Joe Morton.
News flash: Syndication rights for TNG, DS9, and VOY have been acquired by TNN, The "National" Network, to be shown in the near future.
Upon viewing recent Citibank One commercials, Adam has announced that his new dream job is to be a "Repo Viking."

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