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Minutes

(04/12/2000)

Call To Order: 10:07 (now)pm

Attendance:

• Joel Oberdieck (Captain)
• Julie Faas (First Officer)
• David Henderson (Chief of Operations)
• Meg Callender (Grand Nagus)
• Kenny Albright (Communications Officer)
• Kate Cavanaugh
• Carl Murphy
• Aaron Nevitt
• Monica Prorok
• C. Adam Scott
• Charlie Truong
• Ryan Woodrow

Minutes: Summarized and approved.

Committee Reports:

• No report.

• Decipher is raising prices on its Star Trek CCG boosters, starters, and boxes.
• Ryan is working on the flyers for next year's orientation binder.

• No report.

Officers' Reports:

• The Comm Officer is working on catching up the minutes, and learning how to send them out in E-mail.
• Kenny has been taking DayQuil all day, so he should be effectively sedated for the meeting.

• Psi Phi is currently co-hosting the Buffy/Angel book database.
• Apparently, the Captain and the Nagus have had a side bet going regarding whether Buffy is mentioned every meeting or not.
• Rumors of a Britney Spears sci-fi related music video abound.
• {Item stricken from the minutes at the Captain's request}

• The current balance is $147.98, same as last week.
• The Nagus will allocate funds for the binder copies as soon as she sees a finished page.
• Adding to the Grand Nagus' report: We are getting more money! Woo-hoo!

• Cheezy slogan idea: Here and now, where many have gone before...(See, it's a hybird of two parodies!)
• No report.
• We might possibly hold the Red Dwarf marathon in Wyckoff.
• Adam's middle finger request is denied.
• Regarding the end-of-semester party: Kate is the new Movie Committee chair.
• The Red Dwarf marathon is being explored.
• Specific disorder ensued.
• The Comm Officer's brain hurts.

• Time for another installment of bland, superfluous, irrelevant mail.
• Mail:
  • Flyer for Expo 2000 on April 25 in the Student Center Ballroom
  • WomenSpace flyer and propaganda
  • Kappa Delta informational meeting was yesterday at 7 pm
  • Activities Fair 2000
  • Psi Phi's application to keep our office is completed, but not yet turned in.

Scifi News:

• Next week's Voyager is a new one, and it looks hilarious; (bad) Impersonators!
• A New Frontier one-shot comic book will be out in September.
• Rumors abound of an upcoming Sliders TV movie, possibly resolving the episodes' cliffhanger.
• Adam is dying at the mere mention of a Sliders TV movie.
• A new DS9 novel, A Stitch in Time, by Andrew J. Robinson, will be coming soon.
• In an effort to get those letters out, David has brought envelopes for anyone who has written to John Ordover asking for another Captain Sulu book.
• Adam wants to know if anyone knows of any good werewolf books for research he is conducting, since Bradley's library "sucks" with regard to good lycanthropic information.
• Unimatrix 0 rumors:
  • The Borg Queen returns!
  • Apparently, Unimatrix 0 is the designation of the Borg collective mind in cyberspace.
  • Does Seven have an old boyfriend there?
  • Not all Borg can get in; is it like an "Officers Only" lounge for the Borg?
• Episode 2: DiCaprio is out of the running for Anakin Skywalker. (Good!)
• Reports are that Lucas is looking at the older brother from "Malcolm in the Middle", the one who goes to military school, as a possible candidate.
• Shooting for Episode 2 begins in June in lovely Australia!
• {Item stricken from the minutes at the Captain's request, seconded by everybody.}
• The Captain and the Nagus hit the Comm Officer for committing a math "infraction."

Adjournment: 10:47 (now)pm